jokes
sarah and i also spent an hour or so looking at jokes on this website, boredshitless.com. i post some of the best, shortest ones for you herewith.


Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.

What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: What do poker and sex have in common?
A: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China. They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu - called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
and Fu had to go back to China.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

my favorites are the porn star turned gas station attendant joke, and the fu, bu, and chu joke.